Tuesday, December 15, 2009

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I've done this (not on a date, but still). If Martha Stewart and I had kids, they'd be blonde and blue-eyed with superior organizational skills, near-photographic memory, and great intuition and sensitivity. Or, with my luck, they'd come out with my organizational skills (those of a spider monkey on LSD) and get her emotional intelligence--which, according to sources I've read, approximately parallels that of a hammer.
Making Nativity scenes out of pinecones and leftover decoupage materials doesn't necessarily make you nice.

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